Review: Corn Zone
Corn Zone is a game about corn.
Author Archive for Richard Goodness
Flying Man
“Maybe there are other people who can fly, you know, and they’re all scared to,” Tim says. “You’re being brave–you’re gonna be a role model. And look, you’ll be able to get any guy you want after this. Your days of being single are over.”
Apr 14, 2013 | 0 comments | View Post
Frog Fractions
I wrote this one last November for a failed blog experiment, but I’m still into this piece, so enjoy! Any of the blogs where I’ve seen Frog Fractions recommended have basically said the same thing: “Oh, just go play it, trust me.” The disclaimer is necessary: Frog Fractions initially appears to be a shitty edutainment [...]
Apr 10, 2013 | 2 comments | View Post
For The Cost of Bioshock Infinite, You Could Buy 60 Copies of Miner Dig Deep (More If You Count Tax)
I really dug this game. HA HA HA.
Apr 05, 2013 | 3 comments | View Post
Deeds, or, Hofmeier Destroys Everything
Richard Hofmeier is a vandal.
Apr 02, 2013 | 0 comments | View Post
Apr 01, 2013 | 11 comments | View Post
Die Anstalt
It’s been ages since I’ve played this one! Back in college I worked for my school’s library, which consisted mostly of fucking around on the internet and goofing off. We had some epic Zuma championships. I showed Die Anstalt to someone and it spread like wildfire through the library staff. Essentially, the game is Life [...]
Mar 28, 2013 | 0 comments | View Post
10 Hours on Columbia
–Maybe I missed a memo but I didn’t realize we’d decided we wanted no control over saving our games any more. Look, I fucking love autosave. That business is something I don’t really care to think about all of the time; I love games with frequent checkpoints–I don’t miss the old gamess where you’d lose [...]
Mar 28, 2013 | 0 comments | View Post
6 Hours on Columbia
Most of the people I’ve been talking to have been looking forward to Bioshock Infinite with an almost academic detachment. Most likely, the consensus was, Infinite will be a Fine Game, but it won’t be the artistic masterpiece it desperately hopes it’ll be. It’ll be a way to kill some hours and we’ll all get [...]
Mar 27, 2013 | 0 comments | View Post
DmC: First Impressions
I am No Fan of the Devil May Cry series–when the first one came out, I wasn’t really into brawly action games and did terribly with it and ignored the rest of the series. When I got into brawly action games with Bayonetta and Lords of Shadow, Devil May Cry had more or less been [...]
Mar 26, 2013 | 0 comments | View Post