Hey gay bros: Should I bother setting up my Wii, or is one no longer an integral part of a bachelor pad? The less I can unpack, the better. 17 hours ago
"Robbery. Howe." "Um...he broke the window and climbed in?" #Dragnet3 days ago
Watching Dragnet gives me a much much better sense of Los Angeles than LA Noire did. Funny how that works. 4 days ago
I really hope that Vidal Sassoon's will stipulates that his body be slowly lowered into a jar of barbicide and displayed for all to see. 5 days ago
From now on, whenever I pass someone a lighter, I'm going to beseech them to "take the fire from my hand". 1 week ago